devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(via freemarketsocialist)

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

"No one will fall in love with you if you cant play your scales at 180"

(via refridgerator)

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued
punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued
punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued
punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

(via keepalittlefireburning)

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

(via keepalittlefireburning)

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"